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Tom Yossarian Joad

(19,263 posts) Thu Apr 25, 2024, 02:43 PM Apr 2024

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Laughed so hard I almost dropped my Samsung S69 Ultra pro Premium Top, unbreakable obsidian and cryptonite. With 4G, 5G and 7G signal, 1268 Terabytes of space, 5000X optical zoom (see saturn in 4k) 256 Gb RAM, 6959 Megapixels, wireless charging by telepathy, ship Snapdragon 999999+ (runs two alternate realities) 23,000 battery Amps (connects it to the house and powers it for two 3D screen option and cinema-size holograms, projector included and BOSE sound equivalent to 5 concerts at a time. Something simple.

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Plus they're currently on sale at tRumpie.com for only 399 payments of $399 KS Toronado Apr 2024 #1
That's last week's obsolete old model. I just bought the new one this morning. They added a cupholder. keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #2

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1. Plus they're currently on sale at tRumpie.com for only 399 payments of $399
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Apr 2024

Comes with free sneakers after last payment, size 5&1/2.

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