on our roof to repair a leak. Next door neighbor woman comes out into her yard with just a pair of shorts on. I told husband that, hopefully, she didn’t know he was up there. Husband told neighbor across the street about it. Neighbor guy says she is an exhibitionist and would walk past her bay window nude when his boys were in high school! So she knew who was on the roof. Wow

'Breast' instead of 'beast' as in large dog.

But some shapely man-boobs might appeal to some. Who am I to judge?

But I've been on the lookout from my backyard for scantily clad neighbours, no luck so far in the last 30 years.
But I live in hope and will continue to monitor.

..."That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

My wife and I couldn't stop laughing because we despise the guy, and he does have pretty prominent boobs. My sister's-in-law impression was thus understandable.

Back in the days when we were still talking to him and his worse wife, he let us know that he regards himself as extremely handsome.