holding off 3000 Mexican soldiers with just 65 Legionnaires - who fixed bayonets and fought to the last man. A proud day for the Legion.
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The Battle of Camarón (French: Bataille de Camerone) which occurred over ten hours[1]: 21  on 30 April 1863 between the Foreign Legion of the French Army and the Mexican Army, is regarded as a defining moment in the Foreign Legion's history.

A small infantry patrol, led by Captain Jean Danjou and Lieutenants Clément Maudet and Jean Vilain, numbering just 65 men[1]: 5  was attacked and besieged by a force that may have eventually reached 3,000 Mexican infantry and cavalry, and was forced to make a defensive stand at the nearby Hacienda Camarón, in Camarón de Tejeda, Veracruz, Mexico.

The conduct of the Légionnaires who, overwhelmingly outnumbered, refused to surrender, killing and injuring hundreds of enemy troops before finally succumbing, led to a certain mystique, and the battle of Camarón became synonymous with bravery and a fight-to-the-death attitude.[2]

Am I missing something here?

Or if you're capable of doing so, stand on your head and he'll look like a dive bomber with his left wing shot off.
Sorry, my Ornery side was busting to come out today.

I was looking at it wrong... standing on my head helped!

I've had that flat spot for years