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Duncanpup

(13,751 posts) Wed May 22, 2024, 07:58 AM May 2024

My friend called and told me he fell off the diet wagon.

Then he dragged the wagon into the woods set it on fire.
And used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

Made me smile read this one had share it, I should picked up those cupcakes on way home from work this morning now i have a craving.

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My friend called and told me he fell off the diet wagon. (Original Post) Duncanpup May 2024 OP

I've given various diet regiments their walking papers over the years EYESORE 9001 May 2024 #1

i exercize instead. but i have side effect cholsterol shit. that i went to war w/ super tea(3 bags) + veggies. pansypoo53219 May 2024 #2

I fell off the diet wagon cuz there was a donut hole in the road 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 Ziggysmom May 2024 #3

EYESORE 9001

(27,596 posts)

1. I've given various diet regiments their walking papers over the years

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2024, 08:10 AM

May 2024

Anymore, I have to restrain myself from erupting in negative comments when someone announces they’re doing a low-carb thing. I’ve done it three times over the years with fantastic results, but at what price? It always ended with intolerable gut issues for me. I couldn’t stop thinking about what it could be doing to my liver, etc. I can relate to the need for wanton destruction. Burn that diet wagon DOWN!

pansypoo53219

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2. i exercize instead. but i have side effect cholsterol shit. that i went to war w/ super tea(3 bags) + veggies.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2024, 10:40 AM

May 2024

summer coming, + it w// be mass quantities of veggies(butter delivery system). + salads.

Ziggysmom

(3,625 posts)

3. I fell off the diet wagon cuz there was a donut hole in the road 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Wed May 22, 2024, 10:41 AM

May 2024

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