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Unknown Beatle

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Mon Jun 10, 2024, 05:15 PM Jun 2024

US and Nato

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?"

“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, over 315,000 troops killed or wounded, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”.

“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?

“They haven’t turned up yet”

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US and Nato (Original Post) Unknown Beatle Jun 2024 OP
Snort!!! Bookmarking! niyad Jun 2024 #1
Hope I remember this one when I have a chance to tell it. KS Toronado Jun 2024 #2
LOL LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2024 #3
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