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MiHale

(10,779 posts)
Wed Jul 3, 2024, 07:59 AM Jul 2024

3 moles are sleeping soundly...

A mommy mole, a daddy mole and a baby mole are all sleeping soundly in their little mole hole.

Daddy mole wakes up and sticks his head out of the hole and takes a deep whiff of the air. “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Says daddy mole.

Mommy mole squeezes up next to daddy mole and sticks her head out, taking a deep whiff and says “Mmmm, I smell waffles!”

Baby mole tries to squeeze its head out of the hole but can't due to mommy and daddy taking up all of the space.

To which baby mole replies “Wow, the only thing I smell is molasses”

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3 moles are sleeping soundly... (Original Post) MiHale Jul 2024 OP
OK, I'm slow, but I got it Walleye Jul 2024 #1
🙌👍 MiHale Jul 2024 #4
LOL mole asses. Emile Jul 2024 #2
👍 MiHale Jul 2024 #5
Snicker. . niyad Jul 2024 #3
👍 MiHale Jul 2024 #6
I was thinking of this joke today Marthe48 Jul 2024 #7
That's so cool... MiHale Jul 2024 #8

Marthe48

(19,013 posts)
7. I was thinking of this joke today
Sat Jul 6, 2024, 10:49 AM
Jul 2024

because I got a jar of molasses

My great aunt told us this joke many, many years ago. She must be saying hi

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