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Related: About this forumOne of my oldest jokes
3 men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
(Maybe ,MAGA?)
I'll wait
Koz1
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One of my oldest jokes (Original Post)
kozar
Aug 13
OP
BOSSHOG
(39,593 posts)1. A guy walks into a bar
Says ouch
Brother Buzz
(37,607 posts)6. A fish swims into a wall
Last edited Tue Aug 13, 2024, 08:09 PM - Edit history (1)
Says Damn
Did you hear about the magician who was running down the street and turned into a candy store?
usonian
(13,470 posts)3. The newest?
A Jewish man and a Black man walk into a Georgia bar, and the bartender asks, "What'll it be, SENATORS?"
Apologies if political content is not welcome in the humor group.
Does a joke need , racism or semitism?
Look up Red Skelton, the man never cussed, but,
He made people laugh.
Koz
Don't know the magician walking into a candy store.
Koz
BOSSHOG
(39,593 posts)7. The past, present and future walk into a bar
It was tense.
kozar
(2,757 posts)8. So tense, i hear
MANNIX MUSIC IN your post!!!
Q. Why do the people in France eat snails?
A. They dont like fast food