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Ranting Randy

(105 posts)
Tue Sep 10, 2024, 12:04 AM Sep 2024

Sometimes I can forsee future New York Thymes Headlines:

Dick Cheney to invite Donald Trump on next hunting trip

Dick Cheney to fly Trump to a secure and undisclosed location to "ask him a few questions"

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Sometimes I can forsee future New York Thymes Headlines: (Original Post) Ranting Randy Sep 2024 OP
Dilwyn and Floppy Don wildaraf Sep 2024 #1

wildaraf

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1. Dilwyn and Floppy Don
Tue Sep 10, 2024, 05:56 AM
Sep 2024

Hi. I'm Dilwyn from the UK and have just joined Democratic Underground so am a bit unsure of myself here. I have posted on one of the other forums but unsure it's the right one for my comments so I'm going to paste my two posts as a reply here, hope that's ok?


Hi. I'm a truck driver from the UK and travel regularly to Scotland where most weeks I deliver to the Turnberry area in Scotland, famous for it's Trump golf course, which has led me to follow the US Presidential election. The locals tell me that Donald Trump is known locally as Herr Flump. Apparently local women who have had close encounters with him claim he's quite limp in the lower department, even with the help of Viagra. I hope this might be of some interest to you in your campaign. I'm rooting for you Kamala.

Further to my earlier reply; my girlfriend and self had a discussion about Flump so I'll give you her thoughts on the matter. She prefers the monica 'Mr Floppy' or 'Floppy Don'. Being an avid reader and writer for fun she suggests a childrens book, for adults only, about the adventures of Mr Floppy in his search for an antidote to his floppyness; this would of course include lots of cartoon illustrations of his various predicaments. And for something a little more adult, a novel based on Floppy Don and his gang of Diaper Brains featuring their attempts to steal the secret formulas that would allow their little winkles to stand to attention while infusing their brains with logic and intelligence. Floppy Don does suspect that traitors in his group already hold these secrets so part of the plot is searching the traitors out and sucking out the formulas in Floppy's underground laboratories. But due to their utter incompetence they end up sucking their own dried up winkles into their own heads and what febrile remnants of rational they have down into the rotting sacks of their genitalia.
Apparently in a John le Carre novel the main character describes Herr Flump as 'Putins shithouse cleaner', which I think is very apt.
Wishing Kamala and all you sane people all the very best for this evenings debate. Perhaps Floppy Don will congeal into a dried up prune before everyones eyes; now that would be a result.

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