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Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
Wed Jul 16, 2014, 01:07 PM Jul 2014

The Haircut

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving
test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of
the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring
your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and
get your hair cut.

Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about
that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on
it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your
grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible,
but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that,
and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even
strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

(You're going to love the
Dad's reply!)
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"Did you also notice that
they all walked everywhere they went?"





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