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Marthe48

(22,628 posts)
Sun Dec 14, 2025, 05:40 AM Dec 14

Christmas humor

2 jokes:

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?

Claustorphobic

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3 men die on Christmas Eve. As they stand before the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, "You must have something with you that represents Christmas." The first guy pulls a lighter out of his pocket and flicks it. It's a candle, he explains. St. Peter lets him in. The next guy pulls out a set of keys and jingles them. They're bells, he says. St. Peter lets him in. The third guy pulls a bra and a pair of panties out of his pocket. St. Peter says, "How do those represent Christmas?" The guy replies, :They're carols."




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Christmas humor (Original Post) Marthe48 Dec 14 OP
👍👍 funny TommieMommy Dec 14 #1
Hey, wait a second Coldwater Dec 14 #2
Keeping the 2nd joke...😂 MiHale Dec 14 #3
Lol. mwmisses4289 Dec 14 #4
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