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47of74

(18,470 posts) Mon Aug 4, 2014, 09:14 PM Aug 2014

The Onion: Average American Has Over 9 Million Imagined Sexual Partners In Lifetime

From the Onion;

CHICAGO—According to a study published this week in the American Journal Of Sociology, the average American has intercourse with upwards of 9 million imagined sexual partners over the course of his or her lifetime.

9 million. That sounds a little low to me.

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The Onion: Average American Has Over 9 Million Imagined Sexual Partners In Lifetime (Original Post) 47of74 Aug 2014 OP

I didn't think most people were that imaginative... n/t PoliticAverse Aug 2014 #1

And in Rick Santorum's case.... 47of74 Aug 2014 #3

Undercover angel liberal N proud Aug 2014 #2

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

1. I didn't think most people were that imaginative... n/t

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Aug 4, 2014, 09:17 PM

Aug 2014

47of74

(18,470 posts)

3. And in Rick Santorum's case....

Reply to PoliticAverse (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 5, 2014, 10:18 AM

Aug 2014

....on second thought I'm not going to complete that initial thought because it's too horrible to contemplate.

liberal N proud

(60,920 posts)

2. Undercover angel

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Aug 4, 2014, 09:19 PM

Aug 2014

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