Cell Phone Humor

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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train-yes, I know it's six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office-with the boss. No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" etc.,etc.

Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:

"Hey, Eric, turn off that stupid phone and come back to bed!"