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Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
Tue Sep 2, 2014, 06:56 PM Sep 2014

Three Nuns Were Attending a Yankees Baseball Game



Three men were sitting directly behind the three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area.



In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. I hear there are only one-hundred nuns living out there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. I hear there are only fifty nuns under the Big Sky."

The third guy said, "I'm leaving for Idaho. I hear there are only twenty-five nuns there.



Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very calm, sweet voice said,
"I think you should go to hell. I know for a fact there aren’t any nuns there."
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Three Nuns Were Attending a Yankees Baseball Game (Original Post) Crewleader Sep 2014 OP
You go Sistaa... BlueJazz Sep 2014 #1
A SISTER PLAYS GOLF Crewleader Sep 2014 #3
She's wrong dickthegrouch Sep 2014 #2
:) Crewleader Sep 2014 #4
Yup HERVEPA Sep 2014 #5

Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
3. A SISTER PLAYS GOLF
Wed Sep 3, 2014, 03:06 PM
Sep 2014
A SISTER PLAYS GOLF

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting.

"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then Mother Superior sighed and asked, "You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?"

dickthegrouch

(3,507 posts)
2. She's wrong
Wed Sep 3, 2014, 01:28 PM
Sep 2014

There's a special place in hell for those vicious creatures that 'ruled' (pun intended) some classrooms.

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