It is to laugh - SOTU - Site Of Toons United - Better than the Orange Creamsicle -

This is the longest post. There's never been a longer post.
People have come up to me with tears in their eyes and said., "Sir, this is the longest post. The bestest post. No one has ever posted a longer, bestest post."
This is also the funniest post. No one has ever posted a funnier post.
It's long. Like a kite string attached to a kite, you know, those ones that fly in the sky that look for UFOs. And my people have the best UFO sighters. How about those hockey players, swinging their sticks like windmills. But not real windmills, You know those windmills can kill toons. Just look at the bottom of comments and you can see all the dead birds and sharks and whales (like the country). The movie with the sharks was pretty good although the actors were pretending. Most of you didn't know that but it's true. And movies are really great. My wife made one it was the best movie this year, got the best revues and will probabaly win the Noble Movie Prize. It sold out more than Star Wars. Star wars wasn't real, you know.
Ok, gotta go fight bad guys. And you know there are lots of bad guys and these toons will round them up and we will delete all the bad toons in all the Blue States...... Excuse me. My aide is telling me something...ok gotta go. It's tee Time.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
Make America Laff Again.




















































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Part 2 of the SOTU - The Best SOTU
You have to read this part. There are no pictures. Just words.
I had my secretary of Education check it out and she said, "Yep! Those are words."
I know these words.
Only the best words are used,
like the ones my supporters know.

PUNNIES

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