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Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
Thu Nov 20, 2014, 05:21 PM Nov 2014

Your Jolly For Today!

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.


Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for


her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the


2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is
so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of


Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a
huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.


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Your Jolly For Today! (Original Post) Crewleader Nov 2014 OP
oh boy.......... unionthug777 Nov 2014 #1
Ohhh... Callmecrazy Nov 2014 #2
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