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leftofkant

(14 posts) Wed May 20, 2015, 06:22 PM May 2015

Ted Cruz Sex Toy

Somewhat (aka very) strange news story here, but here it goes...

So I saw this mentioned on Comedy Central's show '@Midnight' early last week. Apparently someone started an Indiegogo campaign to make a Ted Cruz dildo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ted-cruz-is-a-dick--2/x/10709492

Comedy central clip begins at 6:26: http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/453th9/-midnight-monday--may-11--2015-season-2-ep-02104#time=6m24s&index=0

I can't stop laughing... and to be honest, their Ted Cruz dildo model is pretty well-done. Maybe I'm insane, but I donated.

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Ted Cruz Sex Toy (Original Post) leftofkant May 2015 OP
Given the weird shape of his head, I bet it hits all sorts of hard to reach spaces. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #1
Hahaha, one can only hope :) leftofkant May 2015 #2
Wow leftofkant May 2015 #3
He could only hope to be so large. n/t MosheFeingold May 2015 #4
Message auto-removed Name removed Sep 2015 #5
I kinda made me a little sick. mackerel Sep 2015 #6
TOO FUNNY woz75 Nov 2015 #7
Since this is an offbeat humor forum we can now beatoff too! FounderY Nov 2015 #8

Warren DeMontague

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1. Given the weird shape of his head, I bet it hits all sorts of hard to reach spaces.
Reply to leftofkant (Original post)
Wed May 20, 2015, 06:37 PM
May 2015

... okay, fine, forget I said that.

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woz75

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7. TOO FUNNY
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Wed Nov 11, 2015, 10:39 PM
Nov 2015

Ted is no doubt a dildo but I don't see anyone besides Joshua Feuerstein actually pleasuring themselves with it lol

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