The Pastor's Ass

[font size=4]The Pastor's Ass[/font]

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won!! The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too.

The local paper read:
[font size=4 face=Times New Roman]PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.[/font]

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
[font size=4 face=Times New Roman]BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.[/font]

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
[font size=4 face=Times New Roman]NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!![/font]

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible so she sold it to a local farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
[font size=4 face=Times New Roman]NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.[/font]

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
[font size=4 face=Times New Roman]NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.[/font]

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is: Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Oh,...and stop worrying about everyone else's ass.