There once was a VP named Pence
Whose brain was incredibly dense
It was lost in a maze
Of hate for the gays
And foreigners living in tents

to the cameras turned kellyanne
who spun lies as fast as she can
but try as she could
to make him look good
we all saw the shit hit the fan.

There once was a seat free on SCOTUS
So the GOP put us on notice
They were perfectly clear
You'll wait for a year
Until white people choose the wrong POTUS

Nice!

Oh you could make a meme of her face and this limerick

The lies from her mouth, they do fast occur
You can call her Deception’s Ambassador
Kellyanne quacks
her 'Alternative Facts'
and voilà, there's a Bowling Green Massacre!

Lies from her mouth fast occur
She is Deception's Ambassador

Thanks!

A country that once espoused freedom
Elected a half wit to lead 'em.
He played to the right
Then guffawed with delight
"I got in and I no longer need 'em!".

Extra points for "espoused" and "guffawed".

You just spit some fire

At the annual DC prayer breakfast,
On day ten of the president's dreck-fest
Along comes the Donald
He says pray for "Ahnuld"
Trump is an asshole

Damn, I almost pulled it off. What else rhymes with breakfast?

At the yearly DC prayer breakfast,
On day ten of the president's dreck-fest
Along comes the Donald
He says "Pray for Ahnuld,
his ratings became a real wreck fast"

The clergy there clearly were awed
by this self-serving, yellow haired fraud
The words of the lout
left them with no doubt
Trump thinks he is bigger than God

Perfect.

While in Moscow Trump says "do svidaniya",
To his future ex-wife Ms. Melania.
Opts for hookers; a pair,
Tells them lay off the hair,
For ten rubles they say we'll piss on ya'

Check out madkane.com for other limericks, political or otherwise. She either used to post here or had a fan who did.

When Donald the Trump was elected,
Our world was quickly dissected.
At his blunders and gaffes
The entire world laughs
This insanity must be rejected.