Trump's business networks have terrible passwords (Humor/Satire)

Trump’s businesses have terrible WiFi passwords. Here are some better ones.

It turns out that the only thing worse than a private server is a public one. On Wednesday, two ProPublica reporters wrote that after testing the Internet security measures at four Trump properties, they concluded that “any half-decent hacker could break into Mar-a-Lago.”
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The West Wing
Network: Tremendous WiFi Really the Best
Password: n0rdstr0m5uck5!
Security Question: How many daughters do you have?
Hint: One more than you think. (As with ice cream scoops, you deserve a second)
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Moscow Ritz-Carlton
Network: Here’s_Where_IP
Password: P33OTU5
Security Question: How much would you be willing to pay us for helping get you elected president?
Hint: You can answer in USD or rubles.
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The Russian Spyware Left in the Oval Office by Sergei Lavrov
Network Name: OvalOffice _Secure
Password: none
Security Question: Tell us another national secret.
Hint: Remember, we’ve seen your tax returns.