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Things That Court Reporters Have Recorded
The Most Hilarious Things That Court Reporters Have Ever Recorded To Be Said In CourtATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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LAWYER: What happened then?
WITNESS: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
LAWYER: Did he kill you?
WITNESS: No.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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