Everyone knows Dave,,,

Dave is talking to his boss after his annual performance appraisal. Dave says, 'Boss, I know everyone,. Just say a name and I know them. Go ahead. Any name at all.' The boss is tired of Dave's boasting and says, "OK. Tom Cruise" DAve says, "Oh yeah I know Tom, sure". Boss says, "OK lets take the company jet out to California and see Tom". Dave says, Sure Boss lets go.
THe plane lands in California, they taxi to Cruise's home. Dave goes up to the door, rimgs the bell. Cruise comes out. "DAVE! How the hell are you? Come in Come in! HAve a seat, you want a beer? Lets talk, I havent seen you in the longest time. Dave and his boss walk in sit down drink a beer, talk and they leave after about an hour.
Outside, Dave says,"Well Boss what did you think?" Boss says," You just got lucky". Dave says, "Lucky?! Well give another name. ANY name and I know them. The boss says, "POTUS". DAve says Sure, I know POTUS. Boss says, To the plane. The plane lands in D.C., they taxi to the WH. DAve goes up to the WH, rings the door bell and POTUS comes out. "DAVE! How the hell are you? Come in Come in! HAve a seat, you want a beer? Lets talk, I havent seen you in the longest time. Dave and his boss walk in sit down drink a beer, talk and they leave after about an hour.
Outside, Dave says,"Well Boss what did you think?" Boss says," You just got lucky". Dave says, "Lucky?! Well give another name. ANY name and I know them. The boss says, "The Pope". DAve says Sure, I know The Pope. Boss says, To the plane. The plane lands in Rome. They taxi to Vatican Square. It's packed with people. The Pope is on a balcony. People are screaming, pointing at the Pope.
Boss says,"Well Dave?" Dave says, "I can't catch his eye, too many people". I know, I'll ask the guards to let me in the back. I know the guards, you wait here Boss.
Dave goes off, leaving his Boss standing in Vatican Square. Minutes later, Dave comes out on another balcony with the Pope! People scream louder, point to the balcony. Dave looks down to where his Boss is standing. There is a larger commotion happening down there. People waving their arms in the air, pointing outside Vatican Square. DAve leaves the Pope on the balconey, heads down to his Boss.
By the time he gets there an ambulance has arrived, and the EMT's are placing his boss on a stretcher into the ambulance. DAve comes running up shouting Boss! Boss! What happened?? AN EMT says, " Heart attack". Dave goes to his bosses side, his boss pulls him down and says, "I was doing fine, until the guy standing next to me taps me on my shoulder while pointing to the balcony, says,
Whose that guy standing next to Dave?"