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slay

(7,670 posts) Tue Dec 6, 2011, 03:08 PM Dec 2011

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar with a piano entertainer, sits down and orders a beer. The piano player's monkey soon jumps on the bar and urinates in the guy's beer. The guy yells to the piano player, "Hey, do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?" The piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might remember it!"

bah dum bum.

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A guy walks into a bar... (Original Post) slay Dec 2011 OP

Haven't heard that one before canetoad Dec 2011 #1

Good One! RedEarth Dec 2011 #2

Hrmm i thought I had replied to this but maybe i forgot to hit "post" - but yes, you will slay Dec 2011 #3

A man walks into a bar.... OUCH! Fearless Dec 2011 #4

A man walks into a bar Sheepshank Dec 2011 #5

ha! limpyhobbler Dec 2011 #6

This guy walks into a bar. Morning Dew Dec 2011 #7

canetoad

(18,098 posts)

1. Haven't heard that one before

Reply to slay (Original post)

Tue Dec 6, 2011, 03:12 PM

Dec 2011

RedEarth

(7,477 posts)

2. Good One!

Reply to slay (Original post)

Wed Dec 7, 2011, 02:31 PM

Dec 2011

I hadn't heard that one before.

I hope we can still access the other humor forum since I enjoy going there and reading some of the jokes.

slay

(7,670 posts)

3. Hrmm i thought I had replied to this but maybe i forgot to hit "post" - but yes, you will

Reply to RedEarth (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 7, 2011, 06:43 PM

Dec 2011

still be able to access the DU2 humor forum as Skinner has said all of DU2 will be archived and available to view.

Fearless

(18,458 posts)

4. A man walks into a bar.... OUCH!

Reply to slay (Original post)

Thu Dec 8, 2011, 03:01 AM

Dec 2011

Sheepshank

(12,504 posts)

5. A man walks into a bar

Reply to slay (Original post)

Fri Dec 9, 2011, 12:00 PM

Dec 2011

he has a toad stuck on his head.

Bartender says, "Hey, what happened?"

Toad replies, "I don't really know. I woke up this morning and *this* was stuck to my butt"

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts)

6. ha!

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Sun Dec 11, 2011, 12:34 AM

Dec 2011

Morning Dew

(6,539 posts)

7. This guy walks into a bar.

Reply to slay (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2011, 05:22 AM

Dec 2011

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Viking helmet too.

The guy says to the bartender, 'Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here? My TV at home is broken, and my dog and I want to see the game.'

The bartender replies, 'Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave.'

The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game

Pretty soon the Vikings kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five

The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?'

The guy answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!'

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