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Related: About this forumHeard on Steven Colbert tonight
True:
Reporter to Trump: Do you feel it was appropriate for the President to refer to someone as a "Horseface"?
Trump: Take it any way your want.
Colbert: It is true that every single winner of the Kentucky Derby was a Horseface ... and they all had a little tiny man atop them!
DURHAM D
(32,834 posts)Interesting that Trump has never said a word about Colbert.
fierywoman
(8,102 posts)I love the not-frequent-enough visits on his show by "Melania".
ZZenith
(4,314 posts)You can tell she relishes the role and shes one of the few people who can get Stephen to break character with stifled laughter. Super-talented.
fierywoman
(8,102 posts)ZZenith
(4,314 posts)I got a huge smile on my face as soon as I saw her last night and she did not disappoint.
I hope this launches her career - she has great timing and acting chops.
Laura Benanti is her name. Had to look her up.
https://www.indystar.com/story/entertainment/arts/2018/07/24/how-melania-trump-impersonator-laura-benanti-landed-her-colbert-role/800297002/
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)ChiMike
(3 posts)First, you need to get to You Tube and look up and oldie "Key Largo" by Bertie Higgins, then:
Humpty Trumpty wants his great wall.
But folks aplenty say he's due for a fall.
Once Mueller got to him,
all Putin's horses and other Russian henchmen
could not put his sorry ass together again.
Mar a Lago
THANX TO BERTIE HIGGINS).
WRAPPED IN ONE LIE AFTER ANOTHER,
LYING SO WED GIVE HIM THE FARM,
PUTIN AND HIM WORKING TOGETHER,
TO KEEP RUSSIA FROM ALL HARM.
PUMPING HIS FANS WITH DOOZIES,
WHO NEEDED TO BELIEVE SO DESPERATELY!
BUDDY, THIS GUYS NOBODYS HERO,
BUT WE SURE HANDED HIM THE KEYS.
HE TOOK US ALL!
JUST LIKE BERNIE SAID,
IF YOU RECALL!
HIS PLANS WERE
ALL JUST ONE BIG SHOW,
THEN TAKING OFF FOR MAR A LAGO.
HERES LOOKIN AT YOU KID,
EVEN AFTER ALL THESE THINGS HE DID,
WE CAN BREAK FREE ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW,
AND FINALLY SEND HIM OFF TO MAR A LAGO.
BUDDY, DONT YOU REMEMBER?
HE SOLD US ALL THESE PARTS,
THEN CHARGED IT TO OUR CREDIT CARD
AND TOLD US HE DIDNT GIVE A FART.
PLEASE SAY YOUVE LEARNED!
AND NOT TO DO IT AGAIN
ITS OUR COUNTRY STILL
BUDDY, THIS CANT BE THE END!
HE TOOK US ALL
(HE TOOK US ALL)
JUST LIKE BERNIE SAID,
IF YOU RECALL!
STARTING FROM DAY ONE,
JUST ONE BIG SHOW,
THEN TAKING OFF FOR MAR A LAGO.
HERES LOOKIN AT YOU KID,
AFTER ALL THE THINGS HE DID!
WE CAN BREAK FREE ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW,
AND SEND HIM OFF TO MAR A LAGO.
WE HAD IT ALL
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