and your campadre jumped over it anyways?

Teflon Don tRump claimed he would force Mexico to build a wall.
BTW; does the Opening Post indicate crickets should be stored in the refrigerator; or is their refrigerator so screwy that crickets come and go as they please into family food?

At 2AM I'm standing there going, htf did u get in here, & after tossing it outside

btw I got a suggestion for how Mexico can get Trumpfty Dumpfty to stop bashing them about border walls & illegals: Start giving him lots of $$$ like MBS of Saudi Arabia did.

I guarantee once Mexico starts dumping millions into Trumpfty properties he'll soon find another demon to flog (bc as the saying goes & especially w/Trumpfty: 'money talks' & w/Trumpfty the less money he gets the more B.S. he talks, it's an inversely proportional relationship)

just sayin'

Bad Hombre MS-13 crickets chirp-scoff as they easily leap over puny human walls. All your American gardens are belong to MS-13 crickets

and will be on Mexico's summer Olympic team in 2020 for the high jump and the long jump. Must prove MS-13 superiority.

Must consult Monsanto for help with border wall. Must get MS-13 crickets, moose & squirrel.