Minorities the Twitter did stalk
But his mind wasn't straight
And he fooled folks with hate
'Til they found that he was all just talk

The idiot thought he was smart.
He ripped off his deals as an "art."
His daughter was hot,
He humped her a lot,
When he came he let go with a shart!

(Sorry, I know it's awful but, whatever...)

I've never seen that word before.

If one thinks they're just going to let go with a fart but then something solid comes out, it's a "shart." (shit/fart)

Thanks for making me laugh.

There once was a fat boy named Spankey
Who pouted and cried in his hankey.
He cheated to win
but said, "I don't sin!"
And that's why he now is so cranky.

I like it!

Recommended.

There once was a liar named Don
who's whole life was based on a con.
A failure at life
with a Russian plant wife
was the lying old failure named Don.

Thanks for the rec

At this point, we all need more humor.