Humor for those of us

of a <ahem> certain age.

The New Senior Pick-up Line

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his late seventies, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.

Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip. He slowly turns to the lady and says,


"So, tell me ... do I come here often?"