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Related: About this forumDonald Trump is so dumb, _______________?
Donald Trump is so dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________? (Original Post)
red dog 1
Nov 2019
OP
He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying).
dameatball
Nov 2019
#10
Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#42
Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname.
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#44
Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#49
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair!
red dog 1
Dec 2019
#55
Atticus
(15,124 posts)1. ---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)5. That's hilarious!
best 1
BKDem
(1,733 posts)2. ...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)7. or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant
onecaliberal
(36,594 posts)3. ... he describes himself as a stable genius
Atticus
(15,124 posts)4. ---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt
Atticus
(15,124 posts)6. ---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)8. Good one!
underpants
(197,212 posts)9. He takes Jr's advice
dameatball
(7,671 posts)10. He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying).
Turbineguy
(40,214 posts)26. Good one!
dameatball
(7,671 posts)35. Thank you. Fred says hey....:)
Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)11. He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt
ThoughtCriminal
(14,755 posts)12. ...Republicans voted for him.
BHDem53
(1,160 posts)13. ...he thought Mexico would pay for it.
rsdsharp
(12,094 posts)15. He went to school
but a carrot could have gotten better grades.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)16. ...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)17. He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)18. He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)19. ..he got hit by a parked car!
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)20. ...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,134 posts)21. ... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it!
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)22. He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease.
leftieNanner
(16,171 posts)27. This one made me
LOL!
Reminds me of an old joke. A man goes to the doctor complaining that his testicles have turned blue. After a thorough examination, the doctor is perplexed. He brings the man's wife in to the exam room and asks her what kind of contraception they are using. She says "jelly" and he asks her "what kind?". Her answer: "Grape"
Ba-dum-tshhhh.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(131,254 posts)31. So is Moby Dick.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)23. Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean.
underpants
(197,212 posts)28. Love it.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)24. DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)25. DT is so dumb,
he put a battery in water to make an energy drink.
sdfernando
(6,109 posts)29. donald dump is so dumb
he thinks he can go to the Supreme Court to stop Impeachment!
aeromanKC
(3,964 posts)30. Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!"
Could be dating myself with that one. .??
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)34. Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
They used to do that a lot.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(131,254 posts)32. When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)33. See reply # 23
(but yours is good too)
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)36. Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)37. Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)38. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player
pangaia
(24,324 posts)51. Winner..
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)39. Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)40. Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another
Slovenian model.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)41. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)42. Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)43. Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)44. Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)60. Good one!
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)45. Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)46. Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)47. Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)48. Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)49. Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented
to oversee Monticello.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)50. Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
(As if that idiot EVER watches 60 Minutes), since it's not on Fox News.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)52. Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)53. Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said:
"Hold the cheese!"
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)54. Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)55. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)56. Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)57. Donald Trump is so dumb,
He wears a yellow douche bag on his head.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)58. Shitler is so dumb
when you look up the word "stupid" in the dictionary, there's a photo of HIM!
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)59. Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)61. Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency
by winning the popular vote.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)62. Donald Trump is so dumb,
he thinks Lester Holt was the newscaster on WKRP
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)63. Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House,
and the Secret Service have to help him find his way.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)64. DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)65. Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)66. Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)67. Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)68. Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)69. Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)70. Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)71. Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)72. Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)73. Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)74. Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)75. Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales.
SWBTATTReg
(26,404 posts)76. DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt
Bradshaw3
(7,964 posts)77. He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother
COLGATE4
(14,886 posts)78. Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game
COLGATE4
(14,886 posts)79. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)80. Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree!
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)81. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team.
red dog 1
(33,479 posts)82. Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse,
(like F#ck You)
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