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red dog 1

(29,956 posts) Tue Nov 19, 2019, 07:15 PM Nov 2019

Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________?

Donald Trump is so dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________? (Original Post) red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #1

That's hilarious! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5

LMFAO micDROP Nov 2019 #14

...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him BKDem Nov 2019 #2

or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant red dog 1 Nov 2019 #7

... he describes himself as a stable genius onecaliberal Nov 2019 #3

---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #4

---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt Atticus Nov 2019 #6

Good one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #8

He takes Jr's advice underpants Nov 2019 #9

He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying). dameatball Nov 2019 #10

Good one! Turbineguy Dec 2019 #26

Thank you. Fred says hey....:) dameatball Dec 2019 #35

He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt Heartstrings Nov 2019 #11

...Republicans voted for him. ThoughtCriminal Nov 2019 #12

...he thought Mexico would pay for it. BHDem53 Nov 2019 #13

He went to school rsdsharp Nov 2019 #15

...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds red dog 1 Nov 2019 #16

He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #17

He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #18

..he got hit by a parked car! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #19

...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side red dog 1 Nov 2019 #20

... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it! JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2019 #21

He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22

This one made me leftieNanner Dec 2019 #27

So is Moby Dick. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #31

Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #23

Love it. underpants Dec 2019 #28

DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #24

DT is so dumb, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25

donald dump is so dumb sdfernando Dec 2019 #29

Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!" aeromanKC Dec 2019 #30

Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson red dog 1 Dec 2019 #34

When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #32

See reply # 23 red dog 1 Dec 2019 #33

Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #36

Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew red dog 1 Dec 2019 #37

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player red dog 1 Dec 2019 #38

Winner.. pangaia Dec 2019 #51

Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #39

Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another red dog 1 Dec 2019 #40

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #41

Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #42

Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #43

Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #44

Good one! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60

Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45

Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth red dog 1 Dec 2019 #46

Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #47

Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48

Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #49

Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50

Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #52

Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said: red dog 1 Dec 2019 #53

Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet red dog 1 Dec 2019 #54

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #55

Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #56

Donald Trump is so dumb, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #57

Shitler is so dumb red dog 1 Jan 2020 #58

Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #59

Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency red dog 1 Jan 2020 #61

Donald Trump is so dumb, MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #62

Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #63

DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane red dog 1 Jan 2020 #64

Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #65

Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #66

Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #67

Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind red dog 1 Jan 2020 #68

Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #69

Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository red dog 1 Jan 2020 #70

Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #71

Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #72

Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico red dog 1 Jan 2020 #73

Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #74

Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #75

DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt SWBTATTReg Jan 2020 #76

He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother Bradshaw3 Jan 2020 #77

Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #78

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D. COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #79

Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #80

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #81

Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse, red dog 1 Mar 2020 #82

Atticus

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1. ---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt

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red dog 1

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5. That's hilarious!

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micDROP

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14. LMFAO

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BKDem

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2. ...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him

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7. or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant

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3. ... he describes himself as a stable genius

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Atticus

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4. ---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt

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6. ---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt

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red dog 1

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8. Good one!

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9. He takes Jr's advice

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10. He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying).

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26. Good one!

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35. Thank you. Fred says hey....:)

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11. He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt

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12. ...Republicans voted for him.

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13. ...he thought Mexico would pay for it.

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15. He went to school

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but a carrot could have gotten better grades.

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red dog 1

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16. ...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

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17. He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

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18. He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces.

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19. ..he got hit by a parked car!

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20. ...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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21. ... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it!

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22. He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease.

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leftieNanner

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27. This one made me

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LOL!

Reminds me of an old joke. A man goes to the doctor complaining that his testicles have turned blue. After a thorough examination, the doctor is perplexed. He brings the man's wife in to the exam room and asks her what kind of contraception they are using. She says "jelly" and he asks her "what kind?". Her answer: "Grape"

Ba-dum-tshhhh.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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31. So is Moby Dick.

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23. Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean.

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28. Love it.

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24. DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ

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red dog 1

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25. DT is so dumb,

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he put a battery in water to make an energy drink.

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29. donald dump is so dumb

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he thinks he can go to the Supreme Court to stop Impeachment!

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aeromanKC

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30. Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!"

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Could be dating myself with that one. .??

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red dog 1

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34. Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson

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They used to do that a lot.

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32. When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar.

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red dog 1

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33. See reply # 23

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(but yours is good too)

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36. Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

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37. Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew

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38. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player

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51. Winner..

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39. Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ

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40. Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another

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Slovenian model.

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41. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor!

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42. Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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43. Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website!

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44. Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname.

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60. Good one!

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45. Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes.

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46. Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth

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47. Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job.

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48. Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey.

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49. Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented

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to oversee Monticello.

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50. Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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(As if that idiot EVER watches 60 Minutes), since it's not on Fox News.

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52. Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail.

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53. Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said:

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"Hold the cheese!"

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54. Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet

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55. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair!

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56. Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook.

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57. Donald Trump is so dumb,

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He wears a yellow douche bag on his head.

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58. Shitler is so dumb

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when you look up the word "stupid" in the dictionary, there's a photo of HIM!

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59. Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head.

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61. Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency

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by winning the popular vote.

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62. Donald Trump is so dumb,

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he thinks Lester Holt was the newscaster on WKRP

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63. Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House,

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and the Secret Service have to help him find his way.

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64. DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane

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65. Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya.

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66. Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten.

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67. Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One.

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68. Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind

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69. Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample.

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70. Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository

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71. Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind.

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72. Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him.

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73. Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico

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74. Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

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75. Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales.

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76. DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt

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77. He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother

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78. Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game

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79. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D.

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80. Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree!

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81. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team.

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82. Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse,

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(like F#ck You)

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