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red dog 1

(29,306 posts) Wed Jan 1, 2020, 06:45 PM Jan 2020

1

Make up a joke about the monster in the White House

Question: Who is Donald Trump's tailor?

Answer: Omar the Tentmaker

32 replies

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Make up a joke about the monster in the White House (Original Post) red dog 1 Jan 2020 OP

Mitch Says They Will Call Witnesses At The Senate Removal Trial DanieRains Jan 2020 #1

He is a joke Sherman A1 Jan 2020 #2

Exactly. Ha ha (Not) LakeArenal Jan 2020 #3

Donald Trump was elected President. Tiggeroshii Jan 2020 #4

My favorite is still this one. braddy Jan 2020 #5

Donald Trump is so dumb-- CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #6

Q) - Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #7

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #8

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #9

Q) - What's the difference between Donald Trump & a steaming pile of fresh horseshit? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #10

What does a Jack-O-Lantern and Donald Trump have in common? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #11

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Pinocchio? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #12

Doctors discover tRumps erratic behavior benld74 Jan 2020 #13

Q) - Who is Donald Trump's favorite author? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #14

There once was a man named Trump.... JustFiveMoreMinutes Jan 2020 #15

+ 1 red dog 1 Jan 2020 #16

How about a limerick about Trump? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #17

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #18

A liar, a narcissist, and a child-rapist walk into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #19

+1 MLAA Feb 2020 #26

(question) Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #20

Why did Donald Trump cross Fifth Avenue? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #21

A pathological liar, a pedophile, and a complete asshole walk into a bar, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #22

Q) - What's the difference between what Donald Trump wears on his head red dog 1 Jan 2020 #23

What is Donald Trump's favorite desert? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #24

What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #25

Hitler also served in his country's army during a war rurallib Feb 2020 #27

That's true..I forgot about that red dog 1 Feb 2020 #28

I didn't make this one up, but it's funny, so I'm posting it red dog 1 Feb 2020 #29

Donald J. Trump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #30

Here's one I 'tweaked' from a joke on the Internet red dog 1 Feb 2020 #31

"Obama says I'm "unfit'?" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #32

DanieRains

(4,619 posts)

1. Mitch Says They Will Call Witnesses At The Senate Removal Trial

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 1, 2020, 06:48 PM

Jan 2020

Just as soon as he gets the go ahead from Putin.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

2. He is a joke

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 1, 2020, 06:55 PM

Jan 2020

A very bad one.

No need to make anything up at all.

LakeArenal

(29,799 posts)

3. Exactly. Ha ha (Not)

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 1, 2020, 06:58 PM

Jan 2020

Tiggeroshii

(11,088 posts)

4. Donald Trump was elected President.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 1, 2020, 07:01 PM

Jan 2020

Sorry I stole it from the Simpsons. It was funny then, but hasn't aged well. :/

braddy

(3,585 posts)

5. My favorite is still this one.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 1, 2020, 07:07 PM

Jan 2020

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)

6. Donald Trump is so dumb--

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jan 2, 2020, 08:59 AM

Jan 2020

He thought Peter Sellers was a male prostitute.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

7. Q) - Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 08:14 PM

Jan 2020

A) - Because he saw a 13-year-old girl walking on the other side.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

8. Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 5, 2020, 07:41 PM

Jan 2020

Because Putin told him to.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

9. How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 6, 2020, 09:56 PM

Jan 2020

Last edited Wed Jan 8, 2020, 06:39 PM - Edit history (1)

None! They never change.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

10. Q) - What's the difference between Donald Trump & a steaming pile of fresh horseshit?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2020, 06:40 PM

Jan 2020

A) - Nothing, it was a trick question.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

11. What does a Jack-O-Lantern and Donald Trump have in common?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2020, 03:39 PM

Jan 2020

They are:

1. Both orange

2. Hollow in the middle

3. Should be thrown out by mid-November

(I cheated...I didn't make up this joke)

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

12. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Pinocchio?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 01:29 PM

Jan 2020

When Pinocchio lied his nose got longer
When Trump lies his hands get smaller

benld74

(9,993 posts)

13. Doctors discover tRumps erratic behavior

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 05:17 PM

Jan 2020

They have found President Obama and Hillary Clinton are living in his head.

They further discovered Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell shoved up his ass.

Also, they found Putin has him by the b@lls

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

14. Q) - Who is Donald Trump's favorite author?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:12 PM

Jan 2020

A) - Donald J. Trump

JustFiveMoreMinutes

(2,133 posts)

15. There once was a man named Trump....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:46 PM

Jan 2020

There once was man named Trump...

Who had to take a good ol' dump..

He wiped and he flushed and he flushed again...

But the turd was so big and flow too thin...

He blamed the pot and blessed his rump.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

16. + 1

Reply to JustFiveMoreMinutes (Reply #15)

Mon Jan 13, 2020, 07:55 PM

Jan 2020

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

17. How about a limerick about Trump?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 13, 2020, 07:57 PM

Jan 2020

(at least it's original)

There once was a big fat phony
Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

18. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 06:17 PM

Jan 2020

Donald Duck has a sense of humor.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

19. A liar, a narcissist, and a child-rapist walk into a bar

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2020, 04:42 PM

Jan 2020

and the bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr Trump?"

MLAA

(18,599 posts)

26. +1

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #19)

Sat Feb 1, 2020, 09:03 PM

Feb 2020

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

20. (question) Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jan 24, 2020, 07:48 PM

Jan 2020

(answer) To dig up dirt on Joe Biden on the other side.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

21. Why did Donald Trump cross Fifth Avenue?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 06:23 PM

Jan 2020

To shoot someone, because under Article ll of the Constitution, he can do whatever he wants!

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

22. A pathological liar, a pedophile, and a complete asshole walk into a bar,

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 26, 2020, 04:53 PM

Jan 2020

The bartender says: "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

23. Q) - What's the difference between what Donald Trump wears on his head

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 28, 2020, 05:03 PM

Jan 2020

and a pile of yellow vomit?

A) - Nothing. It was a trick question.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

24. What is Donald Trump's favorite desert?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2020, 05:54 PM

Jan 2020

Devil's food cake.

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

25. What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Feb 1, 2020, 08:50 PM

Feb 2020

Hitler wasn't bald.

rurallib

(63,198 posts)

27. Hitler also served in his country's army during a war

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #25)

Sat Feb 1, 2020, 09:09 PM

Feb 2020

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

28. That's true..I forgot about that

Reply to rurallib (Reply #27)

Sun Feb 2, 2020, 07:56 PM

Feb 2020

Hitler was more patriotic than Trump!

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

29. I didn't make this one up, but it's funny, so I'm posting it

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2020, 06:17 PM

Feb 2020

"Trump has attacked every person of color....except John Boehner."

(Joe Biden)

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

30. Donald J. Trump walks into a bar, and the bartender says:

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Feb 16, 2020, 04:38 PM

Feb 2020

"We don't serve child-rapists here!"

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

31. Here's one I 'tweaked' from a joke on the Internet

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Feb 20, 2020, 07:07 PM

Feb 2020

(Question) If Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives?

(Answer) America

red dog 1

(29,306 posts)

32. "Obama says I'm "unfit'?"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Feb 26, 2020, 03:18 PM

Feb 2020

"I have lots of fits.
Really big fits.
I have the biggest fits!"

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