Thanks for the chuckle!!

with slightly non-standard pronunciation but still entirely understandable speech, to say:
"I got an orange
four inch
door hinge
from Lawrence."

Then use wolverine (teeth or his personality).

Now I have a project to do.

Bend thy knee and genuflect before King Donald I,
by divine right of kings, no one may sass him
harsh words may sting the royal ears and feeweeings
requiring a foot rub and a defenestration.

.. oh never mind...

There once was a country with hope,
That installed a lard-assed dope,
Not much of a leader,
Kentucky fried eater,
And dumber than soap on a rope.

I think we have a winner!

There once was a man from Queens
Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd offer them money
Then say to them, "Honey,
I want you to take off your jeans!"

Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

As the mirror reflected his rump,
Simply twas the mirrors reply
I love you, my fat balding guy..
Cause we both release a dump.

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Who, when he wanted a girl would just buy 'er
He's been married three times
And committed many crimes
But never been held up to the fire

Who ate without using a fork
He'd just shove the food in
Then he'd say with a grin
"I eat chicken and beef but not pork."

There once was a cold-hearted Ass
Who totally lacked any class
Despite lots of hollers
About having billions of dollars
All he was full of was gas

Who had the brains of a rhesus monkey
A complete total loss
Who thought he was the boss
Was actually Putin's flunkie