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SCantiGOP

(14,248 posts) Sat Mar 21, 2020, 02:21 PM Mar 2020

Dad jokes for today

(all of these stolen from various people more clever than I am)

Trump is renaming the San Andreas fault. It will now be known as Obama's fault.

With all of the bad things happening to America these days, it's almost like we built the country on a sacred Indian burial ground.

Has anybody let the Amish know what has been going on the last few weeks?

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Dad jokes for today (Original Post) SCantiGOP Mar 2020 OP

With all of the bad things happening to America these days, it's almost like we built the country on Me. Mar 2020 #1

The Amish have cell phones. blueinredohio Mar 2020 #2

Huh, Eko Mar 2020 #3

Around here the Amish all have businesses. blueinredohio Mar 2020 #5

If I'm not mistaken Trump dug up a Native--American burial ground... Purrfessor Mar 2020 #4

Me.

(35,454 posts)

1. With all of the bad things happening to America these days, it's almost like we built the country on

Reply to SCantiGOP (Original post)

Sat Mar 21, 2020, 02:47 PM

Mar 2020

Isn't it and aren't we still doing it?

blueinredohio

(6,797 posts)

2. The Amish have cell phones.

Reply to SCantiGOP (Original post)

Sat Mar 21, 2020, 02:49 PM

Mar 2020

I'm sure they know what's going on.

Eko

(8,492 posts)

3. Huh,

Reply to blueinredohio (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 21, 2020, 04:06 PM

Mar 2020

The house I rent is on a Amish farm. Its my landlords farm so I see and talk to them quite often. They do not have cell phones that I have ever seen.

blueinredohio

(6,797 posts)

5. Around here the Amish all have businesses.

Reply to Eko (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 21, 2020, 06:12 PM

Mar 2020

Building houses, pole barns, pouring concrete driveways etc. We've had a lot of work done by them and they all have cell phones.

Purrfessor

(1,190 posts)

4. If I'm not mistaken Trump dug up a Native--American burial ground...

Reply to SCantiGOP (Original post)

Sat Mar 21, 2020, 04:48 PM

Mar 2020

for his wall.

Here’s one of my dad jokes:

Why is there no need to frost a cake in wintertime?

Because you can sit it outside and it will frost itself.

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