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HAB911

(9,350 posts) Mon Dec 13, 2021, 02:56 PM Dec 2021

An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend

I know some of you have been pretty concerned.

She has taken going to jail pretty hard, refusing all food, spitting and screaming at everyone, and threatening violence at anyone who comes near her. She's smeared the walls with feces and is refusing to wear clothes.

As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with her anymore

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An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend (Original Post) HAB911 Dec 2021 OP

Background? 3Hotdogs Dec 2021 #1

LOL, no background HAB911 Dec 2021 #3

It's the way the dice roll sometimes, ya know nilram Dec 2021 #4

Goodness bucolic_frolic Dec 2021 #2

Perhaps you didn't realize the OP is a joke PJMcK Dec 2021 #8

O.P. shouldn't. quit his day job. --- but that's me. Speaking of quoting one's day job. 3Hotdogs Dec 2021 #9

I assume she took over boardwalk and yelled at the manager? relayerbob Dec 2021 #5

Jeeze, Scrabble would be a nightmare Walleye Dec 2021 #6

Maybe you folks should have let her pick the shoe Retired Engineer Bob Dec 2021 #7

3Hotdogs

(13,363 posts)

1. Background?

Reply to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 04:42 PM

Dec 2021

For those who didn't get the first memo.

HAB911

(9,350 posts)

3. LOL, no background

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 04:59 PM

Dec 2021

just a joke

nilram

(2,971 posts)

4. It's the way the dice roll sometimes, ya know

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 05:00 PM

Dec 2021

Note the group this was posted in…

bucolic_frolic

(46,823 posts)

2. Goodness

Reply to HAB911 (Original post)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 04:58 PM

Dec 2021

Sounds out of control, and unaware and unable to prevent herself from such actions. People can be scary like that, when they have no self-restraint. Hope it all works out for you.

PJMcK

(22,850 posts)

8. Perhaps you didn't realize the OP is a joke

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 06:34 PM

Dec 2021

It’s about how some people over-react to the board game Monopoly.

3Hotdogs

(13,363 posts)

9. O.P. shouldn't. quit his day job. --- but that's me. Speaking of quoting one's day job.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 13, 2021, 11:41 PM

Dec 2021

Must'a been about 15 years ago. My boss got an after card and he's working on the movie, Ransom.... Mel Gibson.

Director, Ron Howard.

He has three words to recite, "in anger." What da fuck?"

After a couple of takes, Ron goes to Pete, "Pete, Don't quit your day job."

In the movie, you see Pete, all four hundred pounds of him. But you don't haar the dialog.