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I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, Eggs" 🥚 (Original Post) Sherman A1 Jan 2022 OP
... pazzyanne Jan 2022 #1
Eggcellent. twodogsbarking Jan 2022 #2
... trusty elf Jan 2022 #8
Just be glad it didn't say "Goose, Eggs"! Fritz Walter Jan 2022 #3
Anything goes? Onlyserious Jan 2022 #4
It is a Pundemic and it seems that you have Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #5
Barrump-bump! calimary Jan 2022 #6
... trusty elf Jan 2022 #10
Is that supposed to be some kind of yolk? Ligyron Jan 2022 #7
I do the best I can, I'm certainly not going to shell out Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #11
Surfs you right... trusty elf Jan 2022 #9
That would be Egg 🥚 citing....... Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #12
Good one...thank you for the laugh Escurumbele Jan 2022 #13
Call me Gratuitously Eggsploited and Shellshocked bucolic_frolic Jan 2022 #14
If this sign had a comma then maybe somebody would be alive today. Botany Jan 2022 #15
You hatch up the most incredible puns nt Wicked Blue Jan 2022 #16
Groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaan! - As I pass it on. keithbvadu2 Jan 2022 #17

Onlyserious

(105 posts)
4. Anything goes?
Mon Jan 10, 2022, 07:09 AM
Jan 2022

OK, Just because we're in the middle of a PUNdemic, and I sent time in the PUNitentiary, here's my too sense:

Puns make me numb...

Math puns make me number.

bucolic_frolic

(46,979 posts)
14. Call me Gratuitously Eggsploited and Shellshocked
Mon Jan 10, 2022, 07:56 AM
Jan 2022

This thread is like being hit over the head with a frying pan

Botany

(72,477 posts)
15. If this sign had a comma then maybe somebody would be alive today.
Mon Jan 10, 2022, 08:12 AM
Jan 2022


Drunk guy went swimming anyways in TX in 2015
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