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Scientists have discovered that people who stop working earlier on Friday (Original Post) Sherman A1 Apr 2022 OP
Scientists have also shown that those who oversleep Monday morning jfz9580m Apr 2022 #1
Good Morning Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #2
Gasp..we can cast asparagus today jfz9580m Apr 2022 #3
This is HUGH! nt Wicked Blue Apr 2022 #5
LOL jfz9580m Apr 2022 #7
We will miss you too! femmedem Apr 2022 #10
You are too kind! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #13
Seriesly! Now I have to call my congressperson RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! madinmaryland Apr 2022 #14
Lol..I had forgotten that one jfz9580m Apr 2022 #15
Workers who call in sick on Wednesdays create 2 day work weeks. RicROC Apr 2022 #4
Good one! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #6
that creates work weeks with two Mondays & two Fridays Captain Zero Apr 2022 #12
Moviegoers have discovered that scientists who stop working earlier on Friday John1956PA Apr 2022 #8
And scientists have discovered that moviegoers who stop working earlier on Friday femmedem Apr 2022 #9
Good one! John1956PA Apr 2022 #11

jfz9580m

(15,345 posts)
1. Scientists have also shown that those who oversleep Monday morning
Sat Apr 23, 2022, 04:10 AM
Apr 2022

Have a shorter week! On the flip side scientists have also found that these same people have longer retirements (that are not strictly speaking voluntary) ...

jfz9580m

(15,345 posts)
7. LOL
Sat Apr 23, 2022, 07:13 AM
Apr 2022

I forgot that..awww..I will miss this thread..I have a crazy couple of months coming up..but I will be back when the fields are white with daisies..or more accurately July..
Don't have too much fun without me Humor group ;-/...

jfz9580m

(15,345 posts)
13. You are too kind!
Mon Apr 25, 2022, 10:56 PM
Apr 2022

Heh..peeped in briefly to see if the world continues to be crazy..
Looks like it..

Say hello to Mr.femmedem from me and here is to a puntastic
( ;-/ ) couple of months..see you in July. .

jfz9580m

(15,345 posts)
15. Lol..I had forgotten that one
Sat Apr 30, 2022, 06:45 AM
Apr 2022

Hugh morans.. breastfeeding pitbulls at Olive Garden...
I was a mod for a bit in 2006 or maybe 2007/2008 (can't remember exactly anymore)?
Vaguely remember locking some crazy flamewars..Good times . I cannot believe those were relatively saner times ..well not by much really...just different crazy at the end of the day..

Captain Zero

(7,469 posts)
12. that creates work weeks with two Mondays & two Fridays
Sun Apr 24, 2022, 05:35 AM
Apr 2022

and if they leave early on Fridays it becomes a 3 day work week.

John1956PA

(3,342 posts)
8. Moviegoers have discovered that scientists who stop working earlier on Friday
Sat Apr 23, 2022, 07:29 AM
Apr 2022

have more time on their hands.

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femmedem

(8,429 posts)
9. And scientists have discovered that moviegoers who stop working earlier on Friday
Sat Apr 23, 2022, 10:27 AM
Apr 2022

have a reel good time.

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