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KS Toronado

(19,464 posts) Sat May 27, 2023, 04:42 PM May 2023

It's hell growing old alone

since your wife hasn't had a birthday in 10 years.

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It's hell growing old alone (Original Post) KS Toronado May 2023 OP

My Mom used to reply leftieNanner May 2023 #1

Funny... wcmagumba May 2023 #2

I hated the 9's more than 0's LakeArenal May 2023 #3

Now that's funny KS Toronado May 2023 #4

I complained to my Mom about my youngest turning 35. Delmette2.0 May 2023 #5

leftieNanner

(15,673 posts)

1. My Mom used to reply

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Sat May 27, 2023, 04:44 PM

May 2023

When asked her age?

"Plenty Nine."

wcmagumba

(3,094 posts)

2. Funny...

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Sat May 27, 2023, 05:21 PM

May 2023

I'm retired, have no family and live alone...I like it fine...as the great philosopher PeeWee once said..."I'm a loner, a rebel Dotty"...

LakeArenal

(29,740 posts)

3. I hated the 9's more than 0's

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Sat May 27, 2023, 05:30 PM

May 2023

I was complaining to my mom about turning 39 when she said:

“I know. I never thought I’d live to see the day when you and I were the same age!”

KS Toronado

(19,464 posts)

4. Now that's funny

Reply to LakeArenal (Reply #3)

Sat May 27, 2023, 06:03 PM

May 2023

Delmette2.0

(4,260 posts)

5. I complained to my Mom about my youngest turning 35.

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Sat May 27, 2023, 07:08 PM

May 2023

She looked at me (her youngest) and said "Wait until he is 60".

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