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KS Toronado

(19,464 posts) Fri Jul 28, 2023, 01:20 AM Jul 2023

While dining out one evening

A man and woman are dining in a restaurant. They’re obviously in love, and things are becoming serious in their relationship.

A violinist is playing romantic music. The lights in the restaurant are dimmed down low.

The man fidgets nervously and says, “Honey, I’m.. ah, I’m not sure how to say this.”

The woman smiles, holds back some tears, and responds, “Just say it.”

The man picks up a bottle from the table and says, “Wor-Chester-Shire.”

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While dining out one evening (Original Post) KS Toronado Jul 2023 OP

Could this be the same guy... rubbersole Jul 2023 #1

You talking THE stable genius? KS Toronado Jul 2023 #2

Neigh. rubbersole Jul 2023 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author rubbersole Jul 2023 #3

Forsooth Sirra, knowest thou not a thing? Aussie105 Jul 2023 #5

Oh, you're making some comedian roll over in his grave KS Toronado Jul 2023 #6

rubbersole

(8,410 posts)

1. Could this be the same guy...

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Fri Jul 28, 2023, 01:27 AM

Jul 2023

...who went to the hospital with 25 toy horses stuffed up his rectum? His condition was listed as stable.

KS Toronado

(19,464 posts)

2. You talking THE stable genius?

Reply to rubbersole (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 28, 2023, 01:34 AM

Jul 2023

rubbersole

(8,410 posts)

4. Neigh.

Reply to KS Toronado (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 28, 2023, 01:42 AM

Jul 2023

Response to KS Toronado (Original post)

rubbersole This message was self-deleted by its author.

Aussie105

(6,192 posts)

5. Forsooth Sirra, knowest thou not a thing?

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Fri Jul 28, 2023, 04:00 AM

Jul 2023

'Tis olde English, and as for alle olde English, it has morphed in pronunciation over the centuries.

Repeat after me . . . Woostersheer Sauce!

Methings young lady was hoping for more romantic words of affection!
(You know the lines, they start with . . . your skin is like alabaster, and your eyes pools with depth I have never known before.)

Now, work out how to say "It’s a braw bricht moonlicht nicht"!
(As the young lad said to his lass behind the kirk at night before he had his knowledge of her.)

Hint: Try to read Chaucer in the olde English. Pronounce it literally, as if you are German.

As far as the joke goes though, it's pathetic. I'd rate it 1 out on 10. Do better!

KS Toronado

(19,464 posts)

6. Oh, you're making some comedian roll over in his grave

Reply to Aussie105 (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 28, 2023, 09:28 AM

Jul 2023

As far as your reply goes though, I'd rate it .0001 out of 10. Do better!

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