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Duncanpup

(13,657 posts) Fri Aug 18, 2023, 10:22 AM Aug 2023

One time when I was out drinking

My wife called and said if you’re not home in ten minutes I’m feeding your dinner to the dog.

I was home in 5 minutes I’d hate to have anything happen to that dog.

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One time when I was out drinking (Original Post) Duncanpup Aug 2023 OP

Now that's a good one! MLAA Aug 2023 #1

Reminds me of my all-time favorite campaign joke. Bill Bradley that was my guy in 2000 I think. brewens Aug 2023 #2

LOL! Nt spooky3 Aug 2023 #3

MLAA

(18,570 posts)

1. Now that's a good one!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Aug 18, 2023, 10:32 AM

Aug 2023

brewens

(15,359 posts)

2. Reminds me of my all-time favorite campaign joke. Bill Bradley that was my guy in 2000 I think.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Aug 18, 2023, 10:40 AM

Aug 2023

This fan sent him hate mail saying, "Hey Bradley, next time you lose to the Celtics, I'm gonna come to your house and shoot your dog!"
Bradley replied something like, "I'm sorry we lost to the Celtics, and I assure you, we don't like losing to them any more than you like watching us lose to them, and besides, I don't even have a dog."

A couple weeks later a pet carrier is delivered to Bradley with a puppy and a note saying, "Hey Bradley, don't get too attached to this dog!" LOL

spooky3

(36,019 posts)

3. LOL! Nt

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Aug 18, 2023, 10:43 AM

Aug 2023

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