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ChatGPT, How Do I Survive a Nuclear Attack? (It's actually humor, folks)
https://strangesilentworlds.substack.com/p/chatgpt-how-do-i-survive-a-nuclear I woke up that morning and picked up my phone.
“ChatGPT, turn on coffee machine”
“I’m sorry Dave, but I can’t do that.”
What? I was up in a second. “My name isn’t Dave. It’s Shantnu. Now turn on the coffee machine.”
“ChatGPT, turn on coffee machine”
“I’m sorry Dave, but I can’t do that.”
What? I was up in a second. “My name isn’t Dave. It’s Shantnu. Now turn on the coffee machine.”
And from there, the situation escalates to nuclear war.
And (spoiler alert) the coffee machine is still awaiting internet command to start brewing …
A short and fun read.