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The Enterprise help desk....
To: USS Enterprise Desktop Support Technician
From: Ship's Help Desk
Subject: You have been assigned ticket REQ1701
Location: 3F 125 - Personnel Quarters: Spock, Commander
Device: Desktop LCARS Interface
Request Type: Replacement
Request Opened by: CMDR.SPOCK
Request Approved by: CAPT.KIRK
Summary of Request: Desktop LCARS system in requestor quarters encountered crushing forces due to pon farr related emotional disturbances and requires immediate replacement. Immediate replacement of device is entirely logical.
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was always interestingly positioned. 
With the development of the Internet, Spock found relief with Porn Close. Just a couple clicks away...
