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What part of "house arrest" did they not understand?

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See that red logo on the lower right?



Zachary "ZackTV" Stoner is the one who filmed and posted the video that got those guys arrested:

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I couldn't understand a single word that mushmouthed cretin was saying.

I didn't even hear a flush. Did he learn nothing from his elders?

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if you have reason to believe that the cops are at the door.

The "no knock" search warrant was invented in response -- which in these modern times is also used when the cops have reason to believe that your domicile contains illegal guns.


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And at least one of those 48,000 snitched to the cops? Party poopers!



By the police, I hope, as part of their plan to track down the perps.



He'll need ten times that many employees to clean up the mess on his latest acquisition Instagram...


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It's standard operating procedure for pimps to have multiple cell phones. And you'll be happy to know that 40 Glocc has been making the most of his freedom since he made bail -- by winning $200K in a lawsuit against a rapper who beat him up, and getting shot at while attending a funeral.


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It may be time to shut down this thread...presenting the self-snitcher du tutti self snitchers...

When a...man’s cocaine disappeared from his car, he made a phone call.

To (the) police.

David Blackmon...report(ed) that someone had stolen...about $50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine...from his car...while it was parked...

(S)ome cocaine still lingering on the center console next to a crack rock...as well as a crack pipe on the car floor near the driver’s seat.

Blackmon was...charged with...possessing drug paraphernalia and possessing cocaine...He was...later released...pending $4,000 bail...

The moral of this story: if there's anything worse than selling OR using illegal drugs, it's selling AND using illegal drugs!!!


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Once he's fired, maybe Pinheiro can get a job writing for the next Police Academy movie...


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Well, let's be fair: your children can eventually figure out how to look after themselves, your cars can't!


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Not a good look when an international drug cartel is your employer -- they consider flying under the radar to be such a sacrament, the Mexican cartel smuggled drugs through tunnels they dug under the U.S. border that weren't detected for years. Now, in addition to unwelcome police scrutiny, the cartel has to worry about being snitched on by a member of the Instagram Six: they may put out the word that there's a big paycheck waiting for anyone who can silence them permanently.


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What's Nigerian for "With friends like these, who needs self-snitchers?"


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Click here if you must know where this took place and who this genius went to see -- I have decided to withhold that information out of consideration for both the performers and their intelligent DU fans. Suffice it to say that he can look forward to some wasted years because he is now a prisoner, not a free man...


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In a bid to generate some urban hiphop streed cred, a rapper based in the state of Rhode Island named himself after the state of Montana. He's put out songs titled Sell Drugz and Feds Watching, and...well, guess what?

Newsflash, lawyers: While it does require "hard work and self-sufficiency," using legally earned income to cover up, transport, and avoid taxes on ILLEGALLY earned income is NOT a "legitimate job!"


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P.S. Only THREE years? For dealing in HEROIN? AND fentanyl? Maximum? FEDERALLY? That suggests that Mr. Millz can "sing" as well as rap -- NOT the best kind of reputation to bring into a cell block...

P.S. He was on probation, too. Was what they were smoking THAT bad -- or that GOOD?


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https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=2005563


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On the ninth day of March, a self-snitcher gave to cops:

1 loaded 9mm magazine
10,400 dollars in cash
1 4-inch knife
1 collapsible baton
pepper spray
1 AR-15
335.5 grams of marijuana
1 jar of hash resin
94.5 grams of cocaine
11.6 grams of amphetamine powder
16.5 Xanax pills
1 Oxycodone pill
1 fruity cannabis edible bar
cannabis gummy edibles
5 handguns (one loaded in the passenger seat)
1 AK-47
ammunition
1 stun gun
1 pair of bolt cutters

...and a partridge in a pear tree!




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Good thing the cops pulled over those idiots before a stray bullet struck someone. But wait -- if the cops knew they were pursuing a car from which people were firing bullets, wouldn't they have reacted a little more, shall we say, comprehensively?



So exactly how did "Bonnie and Clyde" get caught?



Disgraceful, of course -- but this sort of thing CAN happen when teenagers, liquor, and guns get together. Since there were no human casualties, however, and since I was a mischievous teenager in my own right, I could give them a second chance if they have no prior criminal records: something like probation with community service, counseling, a curfew, a no-contact order, perhaps some drug testing, and definitely no driving or gun ownership privileges. But wait -- since they are mentioned by name in the news stories, that means they AREN'T teenagers...



Oh -- I was off by about fifteen years.

Click2Houston.com: "Thanks to some really good police work, we were able to identify a suspect," said (the)...police chief...

Cut the comedy, chief -- thanks to some really good self-snitching, the suspects were able to identify themselves!


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The baby may have inhaled and exhaled, but her mom is the one who "blew it..."




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An admirable sentiment, surely. But illegally earned income is taxable -- and since he couldn't pay the taxes without admitting that the money was illegally earned, publicly stating that he earned that much wasn't the smartest idea. Nor was it smart of Ralo to complain on Instagram that he'd "lost a million dollars in one day" the day after eight of his associates were busted for transporting several hundred pounds of weed from a private jet back in December.


That makes the charges that Ralo was found in the company of several hundred pounds of weed on a private jet last week look all the more like a frameup -- and during the week of 4/20 Day, to boot!




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Next time, try locking up the house, putting a "Mom And I Have Gone Fishing -- For a Month" sign on the door, and THEN "driving out!"


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While Mr. Kelly's consumerist spirit is certainly laudable, it only applies to the purchases of LEGAL substances...let the buyer beware!


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Kingston's mother wrote on her Instagram page, "If I would have told the police, y'all would say 'She a snitch.' But no bro I'm a GGGG." Well, seeing as AP The Jeweler told the police HIMSELF, that's a moot point.

🖥 👮‍♀️ 📝
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Just another day at the office, right? Not quite -- let the self-snitching begin!



The police are also obliged the pay the couple's legal fees. A little patience on Detective Zabaleta's part would have gone a long way, especially since the evidence so clearly favored the suspects. Here's hoping that the cops responsible will be "surprised" with a transfer to the police canine kennel cleaning unit!


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Remember that movie where the killer determined the fate of his victims by a coin toss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&t=2m39s&v=OLCL6OYbSTw

Apparently, these cops remembered it, too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3m&v=V-gzFxV3Wcg

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Obvious question: How and why did the video get made -- why wasn't the footage immediately consigned to the delete button? Could there be a connection between its materializing on the Internet two months later and Maxo coming out the whole mess unblemished? Well, it IS late December -- maybe that's why it's beginning to look a lot like SNITCH-mas...


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Before you condemn CPS for being draconian, keep in mind that they had these things to consider (among others):


Since Eason was charged, it isn't as though the courts didn't find out about the incident. But it's not too late to take the video down -- it would show Child Protective Services that Jenelle and David are capable of basic good judgment and possibly even remorse...what, the video STILL hasn't been taken down???






Here's why that was an extremely bad idea -- and an extremely ill-timed form of self-snitching:



These two have a LOT to learn about making a good first impression...especially on people who are standing between you and custody of your children...


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In all fairness, I must mention that the author of this video has been recently been involved in some online beefing that culminated in a video of him firing a shot from the entrance to his home. But even if he is justified in wanting revenge, advertising for someone to injure someone is a crime. Which might explain why his most recent video portrays him being released after a recent arrest!


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Tries to overthrow an election and tries to obtain a gun legally -- how law-abiding can you get?


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Associated Press: Garret Miller didn’t speak to the law enforcement officers who arrested him on charges he stormed the U.S. Capitol in January, but the T-shirt he was wearing at his Dallas home that day sent a clear and possibly incriminating message.

Miller’s shirt had a photograph of former President Donald Trump, and it said “Take America Back” and “I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021,” federal prosecutors noted in a court filing...(They) are urging a judge to keep Miller jailed while he awaits trial on charges stemming from the Jan. 6 riots in the nation’s capital.

And no doubt he'll be pleading the right not to incriminate himself...


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Turns out to be part of a subculture in Milwaukee:



The "Kia Boys" think it's cool to steal cars (Kias and Hyundais, mostly, because they're easiest) and speed while deliberately swerving with their associates hanging out the windows. The top video was shot by the owner of the black truck that the car ended up hitting. A child on the school bus was seriously injured; the Kia Boy who was hanging out the passenger side window reportedly died.

But there is good news: the Kia Boys thought it would also be cool to allow themselves to be the subject of the second video, which was posted on Youtube and has allowed the police to make arrests. Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of having a death wish -- and no doubt they're blaming the author of the second video for being a snitch...


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It's not that the self-snitcher "overdid" it -- it's that UberEats needed to rack up a million dollars in losses before they realized that something was wrong!

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Snitch not, lest ye be snitched upon BY thyself...


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