TEN REASONS WHY TRUMP IS THE GREATEST VICTIM IN HISTORY

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TEN REASONS WHY TRUMP IS THE GREATEST VICTIM IN HISTORY

Just look at how many times Trump was robbed, cheated, and persecuted like we've never seen before..

1. Trump was robbed of the most handsome man on earth award.

2. Trump's Adonis-like physique was not recognized by body building magazines as the greatest ever seen in the modern age. It's totally unfair!

3. Trump was cheated out of the most brilliant mind in the universe award.

4. Trump never got recognition from McDonald's for his huge contribution toward their '90 billion sold' achievement.

5. Trump's perfect phone calls were not counted as perfect phone calls by perfect phone call governing bodies, who should know what perfect phone calls look like—Trump was robbed again!

6. Trump has not been recognized to this day for being a better dancer than John Travolta. Another rigged competition!

7. Trump never got the Medal of Freedom award from Biden. It's outrageous!

8. Trump has been the victim of more witch hunts than actual witches. Margaret Hamilton is not happy!

9. Trump never got recognition in the porn industry for his stunning accomplishments.

10. Trump was persecuted worse than Jesus and Trump did nothing wrong!