Some kinda' catfish or underwater creature that looks like doom - the Lexus especially - I get the feeling that there's some gang of drunk designers sitting somewhere laughing their ass off at selling those ideas to a front office (perhaps they're former Pontiac Aztec designers?)

My adult sons, who are “car experts”, tell me it’s supposed to look sporty.

I agree with you, to me they look like a gaping mouth on a grouper.

In my opinion, those cars are ugly. Ick.

Lucky me.

Figuring out what car is creeping up on my in my rear view mirror. A "Can you guess what brand of car" game. Always good to know when you are trying to figure out their intentions. Like be real careful if it's a Hummer, you know.

I thought it was just me!

One car looks like a catfish--just needs the moustache. Definitely bottom feeders, and seem to be contagious to other makes and models.

Auto-braking, lane keeping...

OT: My favorite car commercial is for the Lincoln Navigator. The commercial makes it sound like an expensive recliner or couch with built-in sound system.