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Having to stay at Mom's, can't smoke in the house, hangin with my beautiful Bernice...
My sweet babu....
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hey Glamrock, one time I was staying at my mum's house and she thought I had quit smoking (well I had, but then....argh)....so anyways, I was sneaking a smoke downstairs at 02:00 AM and the g.d. fire alarm went off.....
Fire Marshall - "Well there's you're problem. Your daughter was burning one. "
Too funny! Mom knows I'm out here. I'm good thank Christ. I ain't sneaking shit at 49 years old.
I know, I know. The ridiculous male and his love affair with machines. I get it. It's ridiculous. I'm a born n bred american male. It's not my fault! 
Ain't she purty though?
