are old enough to buy cigarettes and liquor.

Your neighbors vehicle is old enough to by hookers and cocaine.

Its preferred libation is bathtub gin and reefer.

You are required to end every sentence with the word "see." Such as:

This is how you change a flat tire, see.

This is the way you change the oil, see.

This is how you fill the radiator, see.

Preferred wear is a pinstripe suit accented with a violin case (Chicago typewriter optional).

His personal collection had no roofs and had tillers. True horseless carriages.

My aunt was very surprised at the international interest in these vehicles when she decided to liquidate the estate. She was astounded at the value.

1929 Model A sedan

(He's not my neighbor, but seems to know about such things.)