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Auggie

(31,575 posts)
Sat Jun 29, 2024, 10:50 AM Jun 29

Lake County Captains unveil 'Toilet Row' seating experience




The Lake County Captains, the High-A affiliate of the Cleveland Guardians, unveiled a "Roto-Rooter toilet row" available at their home games.

The row includes eight "deluxe, high-end" toilet seats, according to the Captains' news release Friday, that are placed behind home plate at Classic Auto Group Park, the Captains' home.

Reading material and games are included behind the toilet seat. Each fan will also receive "personalized" attention from a Captains bathroom attendant who will provide mouthwash, combs and gum.

"Everyone deserves a VIP experience, and with Toilet Row, we're taking that to a whole new level," Jen Yorko, general manager of the Lake County Captains, said in the release.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40453332/cleveland-guardians-lake-county-captains-toilet-row-mlb

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Lake County Captains unveil 'Toilet Row' seating experience (Original Post) Auggie Jun 29 OP
Call the boss..tell him you're sick at can't come in... MiHale Jun 29 #1
No thanks. I'll pass. They should do better than that. brush Jun 29 #2
Who dreamed up that shitty idea? Wounded Bear Jun 29 #3
LOL Auggie Jun 29 #4
Toilet seating? What could go wrong? Raven123 Jun 29 #5
I don't suppose they are to be used for their normal intended purpose, Ocelot II Jun 29 #6

MiHale

(10,429 posts)
1. Call the boss..tell him you're sick at can't come in...
Sat Jun 29, 2024, 10:54 AM
Jun 29

Just don’t get caught with your pants down!



brush

(56,176 posts)
2. No thanks. I'll pass. They should do better than that.
Sat Jun 29, 2024, 11:02 AM
Jun 29

Cast the side eye at whoever thought that was a good idea.

Ocelot II

(119,043 posts)
6. I don't suppose they are to be used for their normal intended purpose,
Sat Jun 29, 2024, 11:43 AM
Jun 29

but I wouldn't put it past some drunken spectator to do it.

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