Baseball Humor

Old Frank and Bill were lifetime baseball fans. As they grew older they made a pact. They made an agreement that whoever went to Heaven first would report back to the other whether baseball existed beyond the Pearly Gates. When Frank died he came back to visit Bill as agreed upon. Bill asked, "well is there baseball in Heaven?" Bill said, "I've got good news and bad news." "The good news, there is baseball in Heaven, the bad news, you're pitching on Thursday."