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Brother Buzz

(37,721 posts) Tue Mar 26, 2019, 04:00 PM Mar 2019

Jose Canseco to Tim Tebow, Your Swing Sucks, Let Me Fix You!

Timmy was batting a blistering .267 in Spring Training - 4 for 15, all singles, before being reassigned to the minors. Looks like Timmy was massaging is BA in Spring Training rather then shooting for the fence.

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Jose Canseco to Tim Tebow, Your Swing Sucks, Let Me Fix You! (Original Post) Brother Buzz Mar 2019 OP

Pray for it Tim. Chin music Mar 2019 #1

That's what the Mets bean counters are doing Brother Buzz Mar 2019 #2

Step one rsdsharp Mar 2019 #3

Jose can teach him his secret on getting the ball over the fence CentralMass Mar 2019 #4

And an ass full of steroids. Chin music Mar 2019 #5

:-) CentralMass Mar 2019 #6

I thought he was missing a finger after he accidentally shot himself a couple of years ago Polybius Mar 2019 #7

LOL, he told us it fell off while he was playing poker Brother Buzz Mar 2019 #8

Jose Canseco couldn't get his identical twin into the majors rurallib Apr 2019 #9

Chin music

(24,158 posts)

1. Pray for it Tim.

Reply to Brother Buzz (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 04:02 PM

Mar 2019

Thoughts and prayers.

Brother Buzz

(37,721 posts)

2. That's what the Mets bean counters are doing

Reply to Chin music (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 04:10 PM

Mar 2019

They are all in agreement there will be an uptick in attendance if Timmy gets called up to the 'Big Game'.

rsdsharp

(10,097 posts)

3. Step one

Reply to Brother Buzz (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 04:22 PM

Mar 2019

Let me give you a shot of this magic elixir. It will fix your swing.

CentralMass

(15,503 posts)

4. Jose can teach him his secret on getting the ball over the fence

Reply to Brother Buzz (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 04:37 PM

Mar 2019

Chin music

(24,158 posts)

5. And an ass full of steroids.

Reply to CentralMass (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 06:16 PM

Mar 2019

We havent forgotten jose. Jose...i can bump up your biceps too. Little gym time. Lay off the yayo Jose.

CentralMass

(15,503 posts)

6. :-)

Reply to Chin music (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 26, 2019, 06:25 PM

Mar 2019

Polybius

(17,694 posts)

7. I thought he was missing a finger after he accidentally shot himself a couple of years ago

Reply to Brother Buzz (Original post)

Sat Mar 30, 2019, 09:03 PM

Mar 2019

Looks like he has them all in the video.

Brother Buzz

(37,721 posts)

8. LOL, he told us it fell off while he was playing poker

Reply to Polybius (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 30, 2019, 10:03 PM

Mar 2019

The surgeons reattached Canseco's errant finger, but his body may, or may not have rejected it, and Canseco may or may not have been telling the truth.

"My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it. It was also smelling really bad. Dam I was playing in a poker tournament last night and something crazy happened to my finger that I shot off and they put back on. Ok, well, I might as well tell you, I was playing in a poker tournament last night, and my finger fell off." - Jose Canseco

rurallib

(63,164 posts)

9. Jose Canseco couldn't get his identical twin into the majors

Reply to Brother Buzz (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2019, 12:42 PM

Apr 2019

why would his advice help Tebow?

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