Holy hell, no wonder we (Chelsea) said NO to buying Haaland and went for Lukaku

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that is £827K ($1.136 million) gross spend per week just in salary

so the total cost over 5 years

assuming a £150m transfer fee and around £50m total in bribes to that bellend Mino and daddy Håland

would be............ £415m ($570m)

£440m ($605m) if a £175m transfer fee

and Mino demanded an escape hatch clause after 3-4 (never could nail down whether is was 3 or 4, but knowing Mino it was 3) years with a set percentage above our buy price that would determine the max we could sell Håland for (so kind of a modified release clause amount)!

thank fuck we said NO