I will have to keep that handy for the annual round of Easter 🐣 religious solicitations that pass through the neighborhood.

Had one nice jehova witness a few years back that asked me if I believed in god, told her I believed in the Constitution.

He got tired of different preachers coming to tell how their god is better than the native's.

R.J. listened politely and said he would watch how the preacher's God caused his followers to treat the Red Man. Then he would decide.