although it does look like he's been using his toe spacers in that last image. Love the god-dude with male pattern baldness too. Holy rogaine batman!

Can't let any opportunity go by to emphasize that God is male. Hey, maybe all that testosterone explains why he's so uptight.

People back then didn't know about the duck-billed platypus, which proves God has a sense of humor.

I'm sure He's like, "...gee, a food processor or a new toaster or something else would be nice for a change..."

even though he doesn't like them?

All those floods, plagues, hurricanes.
Smiting is harder than you think.

You try holding a violent grudge for 2100 years. It’s consuming.

Maybe he looks that way because he is tired of god-botherers nattering on at him all day, praying for things like their hair to stay in place or for their avocado to be ripe when they cut into it. I know if millions of tiny voices spent all day and night nagging me, I'd look like that too.

Or it could be he just needs a good enema.