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NeoGreen

(4,033 posts) Fri Jan 25, 2019, 10:47 AM Jan 2019

Pastor Rick Wiles: "If You're Not a Christian, Then Satan Is Your Father"

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/24/pastor-rick-wiles-if-youre-not-a-christian-then-satan-is-your-father/

Pastor Rick Wiles: “If You’re Not a Christian, Then Satan Is Your Father”
By Hemant Mehta, January 24, 2019

Christian broadcaster Rick Wiles said on his TruNews program Tuesday that anyone who didn’t accept Jesus was, by default, a child of Satan.

The jig is up, everyone. He finally figured it out.

… If you don’t serve Jesus Christ, you’re automatically Satan’s child. If you’re not a Christian, then Satan is your father. Whether you like that or not, that’s just the facts. The only way to get away from him is to renounce the works of the Devil…

I thought I knew my father. He never told me about this secret life of his. I wonder what else he didn’t tell me. But what can I do? Facts are facts.

I don't use this very often, but:

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Pastor Rick Wiles: "If You're Not a Christian, Then Satan Is Your Father" (Original Post) NeoGreen Jan 2019 OP

So my mom was "touched" by an angel just like Jesus's mom? Awesome! nt ExciteBike66 Jan 2019 #1

Works for me Downtown Hound Jan 2019 #2

well, in that case... dhill926 Jan 2019 #3

I had no idea that Satan was born in Topeka in 1935 The Genealogist Jan 2019 #4

Well that explains a lot! TBA Jan 2019 #5

That is awesome. trotsky Jan 2019 #6

No, my father was Jesse Eldon Jones, 1914-1989. sinkingfeeling Jan 2019 #7

Good. Act_of_Reparation Jan 2019 #8

Amazing that some adults actually believe such nonsense. LongtimeAZDem Jan 2019 #9

If you are one... FiveGoodMen Jan 2019 #10

Works for me Major Nikon Jan 2019 #11

Then I guess Satan was a really smart Voltaire2 Jan 2019 #12

I just spoke with my father this afternoon. MineralMan Jan 2019 #13

Wait! What about the Chinese atheist government? MineralMan Jan 2019 #14

That Satan was one horny guy! Duppers Jan 2019 #15

ExciteBike66

(2,640 posts)

1. So my mom was "touched" by an angel just like Jesus's mom? Awesome! nt

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Fri Jan 25, 2019, 10:53 AM

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Downtown Hound

(12,618 posts)

2. Works for me

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 10:55 AM

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Although I don't believe in Satan or hell, I'd take him over the fascist Christian right any day.

dhill926

(16,953 posts)

3. well, in that case...

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 10:57 AM

Jan 2019

Satan must really get around...

The Genealogist

(4,736 posts)

4. I had no idea that Satan was born in Topeka in 1935

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:00 AM

Jan 2019

They must have left that out of the Bible. Or it is embedded in one of those metaphors.

TBA

(830 posts)

5. Well that explains a lot!

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:00 AM

Jan 2019

My daddy is the devil!

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

6. That is awesome.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:01 AM

Jan 2019

I'll send him a card this Father's Day!

sinkingfeeling

(52,990 posts)

7. No, my father was Jesse Eldon Jones, 1914-1989.

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Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:21 AM

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Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)

8. Good.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:25 AM

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Satan has the best music.

LongtimeAZDem

(4,515 posts)

9. Amazing that some adults actually believe such nonsense.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:41 AM

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FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

10. If you are one...

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 11:54 AM

Jan 2019

...then Satan is your....?

Major Nikon

(36,900 posts)

11. Works for me

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 01:11 PM

Jan 2019

Of the two I always thought Satan was less of a shitheel anyway.

Voltaire2

(14,703 posts)

12. Then I guess Satan was a really smart

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 03:25 PM

Jan 2019

Personable talented guy, and I was incredibly blessed to have had Him as my father.

MineralMan

(147,575 posts)

13. I just spoke with my father this afternoon.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 03:46 PM

Jan 2019

He's not Satan, I assure you. He's just a 94-year-old man, coping with end of life issues. He doesn't have time to be Satan, really.

Who's your Daddy, Rick Wiles?

MineralMan

(147,575 posts)

14. Wait! What about the Chinese atheist government?

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2019, 03:47 PM

Jan 2019

Is its father Satan, too? Whatabout that?

Duppers

(28,246 posts)

15. That Satan was one horny guy!

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 12:05 AM

Jan 2019

Punny.

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